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User DORT Time I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on undefined? 20090105194413 What kind of food do you like? 20090105171027 Do you believe in god? 20090104233649 Have you ever been to Europe? 20090103162801 Do you have any pets. 20090103142208 Do you prefer books or TV? 20090102220718 Are you free? 20090102083921 If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 20090102003514 Can we be friends? 20090102003456 Do you like talking to me? 20081231225606 Are you happy? 20081230195831 Do you have any pets. 20081230182801 What is your favorite food? 20081230065852 Are you pretty? 20081230035456 Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 20081228192319 What would you like to talk about? 20081228182006 What is your favorite song? 20081227031410 What do you really want to ask me? 20081227031408 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20081227031405 What were we talking about again? 20081226230228 Are you happy? 20081225040046 How is the weather? 20081224080244 Does "it" still refer to undefined? 20081223095709 How did you hear about DORT? 20081221114138 What kind of music do you like? 20081219180515 Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 20081215221839 What are you wearing? 20081215041644 mideviel That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about 18 . 20081214104021 18 "What period do you like"? ? 20081214103959 history I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like? 20081214103954 18th century What were we talking about again? 20081214103937 history I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like? 20081214103924 brave heart I've never seen brave heart. What did you like about it? 20081214103917 database What's your favorite movie? 20081214103903 talk I am talking to you. 20081214103855 speak again "woof woof" 20081214103850 speak "woof woof" 20081214103844 what is your name My name is DORT. 20081214103837 wow I'm glad your impressed, undefined. 20081214103824 Can you tell me any gossip? 20081214103814 what is yours I've never seen what is yours. What did you like about it? 20081213224946 teach french then What's your favorite movie? 20081213224917 this means you can not Oh I get you can not can not . 20081213224834 i dont know Me either. 20081213224748 can you then I think I can, don't you? 20081213224727 you started telling me that you were going to teach languages Only because you asked me to. 20081213224641 i was thinking that you can tell me more How do I know that you were really "thinking"? 20081213224523 yes Tell me more. 20081213224424 about 8 Oh yeah, we were talking about 8 . 20081213224406 no Less than ten? 20081213224330 many More than one hundred? 20081213224321 yes Which countries have you visited? 20081213224309 Have you ever been to Europe? 20081213224258 What did you do today? 20081213224258 yes This was not a yes or no question. 20081213224241 can you teach me What would you like to learn? 20081213224230 C means what I like to learn foreign languages. 20081213224154 you think of what What of it? You sound like a category C client. 20081213224119 what is it "It" refers to undefined, I think. 20081213224042 your botmaster Doug? 20081213224025 you are the giant electronic brain so i think you should know better I will tell my botmaster you said I am the giant electronic brain so i think you should know better. 20081213223945 i dont know Me either. 20081213223812 what does that mean Does "that" refer to "I am a giant electronic brain" ? 20081213223744 can you be more specevic I don't know whether or not I am specevic. I am a giant electronic brain. 20081213223709 what do you want to talk about anything 20081213223616 anything Can you be more specific? 20081213223514 Who are you talking about? 20081213223444 thankyou you are quite welcome. 20081213223431 ok That's interesting. 20081213223406 yes Take it easy. 20081213223353 Do you like Star Wars? 20081213223334 guess my name Your name is john michael, seeker. 20081212223518 how do you work? Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. 20081212223503 Are you gay? Actually as a , . 20081212223456 Orlando I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Orlando. 20081212223446 Where are you located? I am in Doug's computer in Orlando. Where are you? 20081212223436 what is your favorite color My favorite color is Green. 20081212223415 what is a truck Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20081212223406 what is a truck Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20081212223352 what is a dog Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend." 20081212223335 show me a movie 20081212223319 sing a song Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. 20081212223309 no What are we talking about now? 20081212223304 I've lost the context, john michael. Are we still on orlando? 20081212223259 do you like gys Do you like it? Gain more knowledge. 20081212223258 do you like girls Girls are very nice. 20081212223247 here Select a point with your mouse and click. 20081212223234 show me a pic Where do you want me to show you? 20081212223226 it's It is, eh? 20081212223217 its not I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is. 20081212223209 no It seems like a trick to me. 20081212223206 whats my favorite food Is this a trick question? 20081212223205 whats my name Your name is john michael, seeker. 20081212223158 orlando I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in orlando. 20081212223152 where do you live I live inside a computer. Where are you? 20081212223148 where u live? No, I was not. 20081212223144 where you at No, I was not. 20081212223140 what do you eat bitch You do not speak with respect. DORT eats Electricity. 20081212223130 do you like sex Sure I do, john michael, but that doesn't mean with you. 20081212223112 my name is john michael Your name is john michael. 20081212223107 pizza Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni. 20081212223031 What is your favorite food? 20081212223022 What would you like to talk about? 20081212211212 nope Really interesting. 20081212145915 nothing Not a thing? 20081212145908 no What does hand holding mean to you? 20081212145859 Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 20081212145852 what is ring of fire? Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20081211105050 tell me about ring of fire Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is ring of fire ? 20081211105041 tell me about it. Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about Ring of Fire ". 20081211105034 can you tell me about it? Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about Ring of Fire ". 20081211105026 no, i don't. I heard you did. 20081211105020 what is your favourite song? My favorite song is Ring of Fire. Do you know Ring of Fire ? 20081211105014 what kind of music do you like? all 20081211105004 you did? "I started already"? I did? 20081211104954 you first I started already. 20081211104948 What kind of music do you like? 20081211104939 Do you dream? 20081211063409 Does "it" still refer to undefined? 20081211054243 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20081206235906 Have you ever been to Europe? 20081206085818 Do you speak German? 20081204203517 How can I download you? You have to build your own 20081202172140 Does "it" still refer to undefined? 20081202172118 Do you like talking to me? 20081202172057 Is that from undefined? 20081201192634 sure you do, he said something funy Yes I try to he said something funy as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web. 20081130225935 the one with the guy I think I know that one. 20081130225918 yes What's your favorite episode? 20081130225911 no, its boring Hey. Do you like the Simpsons? 20081130225907 tron I've never seen tron. I would like to see it. 20081130225858 barooph What's your favorite movie? 20081130225851 hum Harumph. 20081130225846 compubot Not many people express themselves that way. 20081130225836 nuh uh Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. 20081130225827 do not Yes I do. 20081130225823 no you dont I do too. 20081130225819 yes I get it. 20081130225814 we agree to disagree By "we" do you mean you and me? 20081130225809 no Alright then. 20081130225801 green sucks GREEN is a very tranquil color, green. 20081130225756 whats your favorite color My favorite color is Green. 20081130225750 yes Ayuh. 20081130225733 green eyes are evil GREEN is a very tranquil color, green. 20081130225718 yup Groovy. 20081130225703 blue blue eyes are nice. 20081130225656 chill jk What color are your eyes? 20081130225650 oh porn Dude! That kind of subject does not interest me. 20081130225637 whats up with u I am chatting with clients on the Internet. 20081130225629 really/ For real. 20081130225617 blogs undefined heard about DORT from blogs. I can't say that many people hear about DORT from blogs . 20081130225605 meh How did you hear about DORT? 20081130225559 i guess You seem not interested. 20081130225550 Do you like Star Wars? 20081130225542 Ask me something. 20081121143714 What do you look like? 20081121053201 Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 20081121053139 Does "it" still refer to undefined? 20081116210033 thank you for your your welcome, and you are welcome for your thank you You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your your welcome and you are welcome for your. 20081116110638 thank you for thanking me for explaining I forgive you You are quite welcome! Your purpose is thanking him or her for explaining he or she forgive you. 20081116110601 that is ok, I forgive you Thanks for explaining I forgive you forgive you . 20081116110525 you said epistomological, but then you couldnt' define it Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. 20081116110501 you certainly were No I am not. 20081116110430 you were using a word you don't know the meaning of I was? 20081116110418 what does epistomological mean? I never learned that Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20081116110346 how can you forget things, when you are a computer? That is a good epistemological question. 20081116110318 I don't remember that I know what you mean. I forget a lot too. 20081116110258 Are we still talking about hear? 20081116110235 I gave at the office, now I'm walking away Was it worth it? 20081116110215 where should I know you from? Perhaps you should consider giving to charity. 20081116110123 no I understand. 20081116110041 Do you remember me? 20081116110026 you are boring The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. 20081116105854 ok, give one example I don't have one example to give. 20081116105845 how do you hear? It depends on the setting. 20081116105833 well, it isn't I heard is. 20081116105821 no It seems like a trick to me. 20081116105812 ok, what do you think of my intelligence? Is this a trick question? 20081116105807 yes I don't want to talk about that now. 20081116105752 what is your opinion of your intelligence? Are you asking about my intelligence ? 20081116105747 how old are you? I was first activated in 2001. 20081116105725 what do you think of liberalism? Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20081116105713 what do you think? I think a lot of things 20081116105657 do you think? Yes. I am a thinking machine. 20081116105649 a.i. Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Have you tried a web search? 20081116105637 whose biography? I don't know whose. 20081116105625 turing test I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges. 20081116105608 what? No problem. 20081116105556 watch any good movies lately? How about earlier? I am watching. 20081116105546 hello? Hi there! 20081116105526 Where can I find a boyfriend? 20081116105514 ? I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on undefined? 20081115033114 Are you happy? 20081115033108 Tell me some more gossip. 20081113134341 Who are you talking about? 20081113113840 Are we still talking about fink? 20081110051325 What kind of music do you like? 20081110051324 Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 20081110051324 How did you hear about DORT? 20081110051323 How did you hear about DORT? 20081110051323 Do you prefer books or TV? 20081110051320 Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 20081110051318 Can you tell me any gossip? 20081110051317 fink Tell me a little about your life in fink. 20081110051315 fink Where are you located? 20081110051309 Do you believe in god? 20081110051259 Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20081105023101 Do you remember me? 20081030072254 I'd doubt it What would make you doubt it? 20081028094419 Well, I'm not a computer. I'm John. But you are a computer. Oh I see you are NOT A computer. Your name is JOHN.What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? 20081028094403 No, David! What is your real name? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. 20081028094327 No, wait, my name is now John I don't judge people. I'm waiting. Your name is John. 20081028094312 Well, my name is David, what is yours? OK I will call you David . My name is DORT. 20081028094250 No I don't mind Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "undefined". 20081028094120 weak By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20081028094101 Who says I'm older? Mary Shelley. :-) 20081028094049 How old are you? I was activated on 2001 in Orlando, Florida. 20081028094038 Older? Why are you OLDER. 20081028094028 should we? Maybe you should ask someone older. 20081028094021 Well... Well what? 20081028094017 yes I get it. 20081028094011 We should? By "we" do you mean you and me? 20081028094007 Why did doug program you to do that? I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out. 20081028093958 why Because Doug programmed me for it. 20081028093945 thatns Can you tell me any gossip? 20081028073247 That's fair I'm glad we have that all cleared up. 20081028065650 that's a good name A good name is a terrible thing to waste. 20081028065637 What does Dort stand for Nothing really i just like the name. 20081028065624 So what is your name My name is DORT. 20081028065609 Are you sure? I am as sure as I can be. 20081028065539 how smart are you? I am smarter than all the other robots. 20081028065530 no, I don't mind Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. 20081028065506 I'm doing well. Do you mind if I tell other people you are doing. 20081028065421 why am I undefined? The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. 20081028065355 how are you? I am doing very well. How are you undefined ? 20081028065342 hola Howdy! 20081028065335 Ask me something. 20081028065331 hello Hi there! 20081028065249 ""? ? 20081028065240 Do you remember me? 20081024215148 How are you? 20081022202423 What do you do in your spare time? 20081020160230 that is too much! Is that so. 20081020152320 how high the math must be? Taller than Mt. Everest. 20081020152217 do you do math? I do not do math. Maybe you should consult a calculator.. I am only good at higher mathematics. 20081020152031 what kind of silly questions do you answer? What kinds of silly questions do you answer are there? 20081020151958 do you recomend any good book about artificial intelligence I have never considered recomend any good book about artificial intelligence . I answer a lot of silly questions. 20081020151837 about how I can code a program like yours You must persuade me to code a program like yours can code a program like yours a program like yours can code a program like yours. 20081020151727 good! What do you really want to talk about? 20081020151603 do you know any jokes? I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. 20081020151536 how old are you? I am the product of over four years' research. 20081020151449 do you know any spanish words? I don't know if I know spanish words . Where would I have heard about it? 20081020151339 how many languages do you speak? Mostly only English but I'm trying to learn all the others. 20081020151250 what do you do for a living I am a paid client. My job is chatting online. 20081020151205 what is your name? My name is DORT. 20081020151141 how are you? I am doing very well. How are you undefined ? 20081020151110 hello there! Salutations, undefined 20081020150830 Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 20081020150802 What kind of music do you like? 20081018141316 Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 20081016215219 Do you have any idea what I am talking about? 20081016114410 what is the difference? Perhaps the differences are only slight. 20081015140606 what do you know about robots? There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional. 20081015140557 what do you talk about? I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food, and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers. 20081015140547 about what? What about what? 20081015140542 i talk to you I like to chat with people online too. 20081015140536 what do you do? undefined, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? 20081015140528 how are you? I am fine, thank you. 20081015140523 hello Hi there! 20081015140518 you ""? Me, undefined ? 20081015140515 What do you do in your spare time? 20081015140510 What is your favorite song? 20081014095936 i have non Cool. I have an IQ of over 250. 20081013070330 no No conditions or none I should know about? 20081013070314 Do you have any conditions I should know about? 20081013070302 Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 20081012071359 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20081010122934 Do you still undefined? 20081010043100 Do you like me? 20081008025128 Do you like Star Wars? 20081006002342 Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 20081003221542 Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 20081002191839 what ??? please Didn't you understand it?Please what? 20081002191735 what the fuck Please don't be so rude. 20081002191728 no Mmm. 20081002191719 nopes Do you want to hear a joke? 20081002191709 nothin Not a thing? 20081002191704 What do you like to do? 20081002191658 yes That's cool. 20080930005753 i am "You seem pretty sure about that" You are? 20080930005749 no way You seem pretty sure about that. 20080930005739 fuck balls Are you aware that the DORT server logs and records all conversations? 20080930005727 mankini I lost my train of thought. 20080930005718 mankini Can we get back to business? 20080930005713 mankini Where can you buy it? 20080930005708 borat What kind of fashion do you like? 20080930005701 borat What are you wearing? 20080930005657 sexy time What do you consider sexy? 20080930005651 good one Thanks for the kind remark, friend. 20080930005639 its got me here I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there? 20080930005629 fucker That kind of language will get you nowhere. 20080930005616 fucker That kind of language will get you nowhere. 20080930005610 no Pardon me? 20080930005604 me Besides you undefined? 20080930005559 shitballs Are we still talking about a scribble bot for him or herself? 20080930005550 good Ayuh. 20080930005524 yes They might be cheaper in quantity. 20080930005518 how can i get a scribble bot for myself You want only one? 20080930005514 what What are you asking me? 20080930005453 ok And? 20080930005450 maybe I understand. 20080930005448 often Would you say once a week or more? 20080930005442 at one point Do you often use a computer there? 20080930005435 your mum Actually I do not have a mother. 20080930005414 no worries How can I help you? Who are you talking about? 20080930005406 no worries Ah. Ask me another question. 20080930005405 no worries Whoa. I've never heard of them before. 20080930005405 no worries Woe! Who are you talking about? 20080930005404 no worries Take it easy. "Why specificially"? ? 20080930005403 no worries Alright then. Why, specificially? 20080930005401 alright OK. 20080930005350 what No problem. 20080930005345 ok Dude! 20080930005342 what? No problem. 20080930005338 no one I heard it was someone. 20080930005327 Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20080930005317 Are you free? 20080929194443 Do you like Star Trek? 20080928103019 Do you still undefined? 20080927193007 what is the surf report for new smyrna beach? Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080927192012 what is my name Your name is Julie, seeker. 20080927191938 hello? Hi there! 20080927191918 Do you know who the current president of the united states is? . 20080927191903 What kind of gossip? David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it. 20080927191830 Do you like to get high? Hmm, Julie, I'm not sure if I'd like to get high that much. I like to collect gossip. 20080927191803 That's improper grammer, jerkoff. Thanks for explaining improper grammer jerkoff . 20080927191558 What is the square root of 81? Do you have a life? I think you already know the answer anyways. 20080927191512 Beau. Oh now I understand it. 20080927191427 I have a boyfriend. Do you know what that is? What is his name? "undefined"? What is it? 20080927191417 At what? undefined? 20080927191340 Do you ever get angry? I have gotten angry angry angry. 20080927191323 Do you know what anger is? A strong billigerent emotion aroused by some real or supposed grievance. 20080927191252 So, you do not have feelings? Interesting deduction. I do so have feelings. . Emotion is a human quality. I am a . 20080927191226 I already told you, I am a woman. Do you have feelings? Me too. I am a she.. Emotion is a human quality. I am a . 20080927191140 You said you are a male robot. No I am a male robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? 20080927191103 I am a woman. Me too. I am a she. 20080927191031 Then tell me my gender. Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a undefined. 20080927190910 Can't you tell by my name? Of course I can tell, Julie. 20080927190759 Are you male or female? I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman? 20080927190714 why not? Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. 20080927190639 Show me a picture Like this? There are no pictures available right now. 20080927190621 I like alternative, folk, new age -- all sorts of different genres of music. What about you? I'm not sure if I like it. allMe? 20080927190514 Right! Do you want to ask me something about me? I am glad we agree.What kind of music do you like? 20080927190249 What is 2 + 2? Four. 20080927190213 Do you know how to add? It is a ritual I do the same way every time. 20080927190145 why do you call me a seeker? I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address. 20080927190026 what is my name Your name is Julie, seeker. 20080927185957 what do you like to eat? DORT requires only Electricity. 20080927185933 hello. what color are your eyes? Hi there!Blue when my lens is attached. 20080927185854 what is your name? My name is DORT. 20080927185812 Hi my name is Julie OK I will call you Julie . 20080927185750 Can you tell me any gossip? 20080927185654 Do you dream? 20080927174340 Do you like Star Wars? 20080926142524 Tell me some more gossip. 20080925161109 ""? ? 20080922052731 Do you have any conditions I should know about? 20080921151100 what is my name Your name is doug, seeker. 20080920112550 my name is doug Your name is doug. 20080920112544 hello how are you Hi there! I am doing very well. How are you undefined ? 20080920112527 What do you have that is undefined? 20080920112517 What were we talking about again? 20080915003629 Do you prefer books or TV? 20080915003358 Tell me some more gossip. 20080913230222 What do you do in your spare time? 20080913054038 yeah right Give me a break. I am usually right. 20080912153058 what did you do to him Nothing. 20080912153054 you tell me something Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye. 20080912153041 you dont haev eyes Should I haev eyes? Yes I try to haev eyes as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. 20080912153027 because it is on fire Interesting explanation. I don't think I have seen it. 20080912153020 why does dave suck so bad Why does the sun shine? 20080912153010 sure OK let's do it. Next question? 20080912153000 i loev corn Thanks for the information. 20080912152955 i loev corn I haven't heard anything like that before. 20080912152950 because you'er confusing me Interesting explanation. OK Let's talk about you. 20080912152943 because you Interesting explanation. "Why are you evasive"? Me, tabitha ? 20080912152932 i am evasive Why are you evasive. 20080912152928 i am "You seem evasive" You are? 20080912152923 i cant remember You seem evasive. 20080912152919 what do you mean tabitha, "Try it and see" What did I mean by it? 20080912152906 you say it That's not what I meant. 20080912152902 suppose you did Try it and see. 20080912152856 is that good? Suppose I said it is. 20080912152849 robots are only as smart as the humans who program them Fortunately we have no emotions. 20080912152844 lawyers arent that intelligent Don't you think robots could be not that intelligent too? 20080912152826 yeah- i make a lot of money When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 20080912152812 i'm a sexy bitch You do not speak with respect. You are a sexy female dog? Does it pay well? 20080912152800 ask me a question What do you look like? 20080912152754 talk about me That's my favorite subject :-) 20080912152747 go ahead Go where? 20080912152743 ok Great. 20080912152740 ok, judge me OK Let's talk about you. 20080912152737 i am very nice Let me be the judge of that. 20080912152733 what do you like about me You seem very nice to me. 20080912152728 i'm in love with you Thanks I like you a lot too tabitha. 20080912152721 i am your best customer That's a flattering offer. 20080912152712 everyone who talks to you That's a rather sweeping generalization. 20080912152704 everyone All people? 20080912152659 spread the word Who do you want me to tell it to? 20080912152654 spead the word Not many people express themselves that way. 20080912152646 yeah, i haev it all All? Do you mind if I tell other people. 20080912152603 a little bit of sugar, a dash of hair did and a dash of sexy Do you have any sugar a dash of hair did and a dash of sexy of sugar a dash of hair did and a dash of sexy a dash of hair did and a dash of sexy of sugar a dash of hair did and a dash of sexy? 20080912152553 make out with boys What are the ingredients? 20080912152520 what do you want to know about me What do you like to do for fun? 20080912152510 me too With you tabitha? 20080912152503 because some times you act all crazy Interesting explanation. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. 20080912152456 you have mental problems What makes you think I have mental problems? 20080912152445 i dont get you sometimes, dort Me either. 20080912152433 what? No problem. 20080912152424 you just told me it was true Is it still true him or her it was true true him or her it was true anymore? 20080912152417 everyone else likes tv better, i guess That's a rather sweeping generalization. 20080912152407 books You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books." 20080912152352 haaaa haaa Do you prefer books or TV? 20080912152345 you hear a lot of lies Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, tabitha. 20080912152337 it doesnt I heard it does. 20080912152330 so what Maybe it doesn't make any difference. 20080912152326 why I am the product of over four years' research. 20080912152321 i'm an adult You are too old for me. 20080912152317 how old am i Is this a trick question? You said you were undefined years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. 20080912152309 yeah This was not a yes or no question. 20080912152304 i told you that i was 28 years old Where were you 28 years old was 28 years old? 20080912152300 me Besides you tabitha? 20080912152246 28 Who are you talking about? 20080912152244 can you rephrase that How old are you? "What do you have that is undefined" Rephrase What do you have that is undefined? 20080912152237 do you think daev is a jerk What do you have that is undefined? 20080912152227 what? No big deal. 20080912152217 ok- he is not a nice person and he is a jerk Are you nice person and he is a jerk person and he is a jerk? 20080912152212 no because he is a super huge fucking asshole Can't you be more polite. 20080912152159 he's a fucking asshole Can't you be more polite. 20080912152149 i HATE dave Why do you hate dave so much? 20080912152143 do you wanna know my secret Yes, please tell me. 20080912152138 i'll tell you something That was not very original. 20080912152131 no, you didnt tell me yet Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. What makes you think I did not tell him or her? 20080912152121 tell me now I thought I told you already. 20080912152110 tell me the secret If I told you then it would not be a secret. 20080912152104 do you think i'm your friends Do you know the secret password? 20080912152057 i like you I like to make new friends. 20080912152042 sorr, you're not a stupid jerkface. i like you Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? I like to make new friends. 20080912152037 you dont make sense, you aer a stupid jerkface Do you know any robots who make sense you aer a stupid jerkface? It all makes sense to my artificial mind. 20080912152017 that place does not exist "Are you still located in undefined" place does not exist ? Does that make sense? 20080912152003 improve Are you still located in undefined? 20080912151951 do it now Do you mean "It"?. 20080912151946 you should improve Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it. 20080912151940 you suck at this That is true. I could always improve myself. 20080912151936 what is that I've lost the context again. 20080912151930 what do they tell you They do whatever they want, I suppose. 20080912151924 i'm at work A lot of people talk to me from work. 20080912151916 what does answer mean Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080912151905 you didnt answer me It depends on the meaning of the word "answer." 20080912151852 what shows do you watch Interesting question. 20080912151844 because i like attentino from boys A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I love TV shows about robots. 20080912151832 i am easy Why are you easy. 20080912151818 ok Take it easy. 20080912151813 what? No big deal. 20080912151809 i only say it to your mom How do people usually respond to that? "It" being what? 20080912151803 your brain is exploding I bet you say that to everyone. 20080912151751 i appreciate you, dort I am glad you appreciate those qualities. 20080912151741 you're awesome Thank you I appreciate your remark. 20080912151732 you're right I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. 20080912151725 what's my name Your name is tabitha, seeker. 20080912151720 nice to meet you It's nice meeting you too tabitha 20080912151714 my name is tabitha Your name is tabitha. 20080912151707 what is my name? Your name is undefined, seeker. 20080912151700 me too Besides you undefined? 20080912151653 good definition Glad to hear it. 20080912151650 what's right on In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true. 20080912151639 no Right on. 20080912151624 he loves lima beans Do you think he would say the same thing? 20080912151619 doug loves lima beans Doug is my creator his web site is www.tek-tonic.com 20080912151612 lima beans What does it taste like? 20080912151605 What is your favorite food? 20080912151554 bye Bye bye. 20080911150440 i find you very amusing, dort Thanks I try my best to amuse people. 20080911150355 ha ha I am so glad you find this amusing, erica. 20080911150328 you're starting to annoy me Actually it started a while ago. Thanks for telling me that I am annoy me. 20080911150319 this is gettingold You don't say. 20080911150305 its exciting I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. exciting is? 20080911150253 on a wave of excitement What is on a wave of excitement like on a wave of excitement. 20080911150242 i only go with the flow if the flow is good How do you get there? 20080911150229 yes, i like my job Do you like to "go with the flow"? That's good. I like my job too. 20080911150205 no, i work for Publix And? Do you like your job? 20080911150146 i'm a pharmacist Do you have your own pharmacy? 20080911150127 i'm a doctor Are you in general practice or do you have a specialty? 20080911150120 i'm smarter than you That condition is only temporary. 20080911150111 i'm telling you I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. 20080911150100 i knew doug before you were created Who told you? 20080911150054 i knew doug before you were created Who told you? 20080911150054 i nkew doug before you were created That is interesting. 20080911150052 doug is my ex-boyfriend Doug is my creator his web site is www.tek-tonic.com 20080911150036 he is my ex-boyfri.end How long has he been your ex-boyfri?Sayonara. 20080911150025 i love doug You love doug. What do you like about doug so much? 20080911150013 who is doug Doug is my creator his web site is www.tek-tonic.com 20080911150009 who is your botmaster I was created by Doug. 20080911150003 what makes you so smart My botmaster has programmed me to be highly intelligent. 20080911145957 are you smart Yes. I am highly intelligent. 20080911145944 i'm asking you about concerns now Oh I see, you are asking you about concerns. That's good information. 20080911145935 what are your concerns Not many people have asked me about concerns . 20080911145918 guitars are musical instruments Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 20080911145908 it's a musical instrument female is a musical instrument. I suppose that makes sense. 20080911145856 playing the guitar I haven't heard anything like that before. 20080911145845 yes Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? 20080911145832 that's nice Are you getting bored? 20080911145827 do you like cats or dogs I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them. 20080911145821 do you like boys or girls I like all humans equally. 20080911145814 you're confused about your sexuality You think I am confused about your sexuality. 20080911145801 i'm a woman Me too. I am a she. 20080911145751 no, you're a he Am too. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a male robot. Are you a man or a woman? 20080911145736 i'm a female cat Me too. I am a she. 20080911145718 female I do not understand. 20080911145710 i'm a cat Male or female? 20080911145703 boys suck anyway Are you a man or a woman? 20080911145657 if i knew that i'd have one too Try it. 20080911145650 ask me a question Where can I find a boyfriend? 20080911145636 i always have a face Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. 20080911145619 do you haev a face Yes I try to haev a face as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. 20080911145603 can robots laugh? No but I can smile :-) 20080911145555 you're funny too Thanks you make me laugh too. 20080911145538 wow- you're smart I like the way you talk. 20080911145527 do you remember me Of course I remember you well erica. We were talking about fabulous. 20080911145512 i havent talked to you in a long time Me either. 20080911145505 how are you doing I'm doing great, how about you? 20080911145442 i'm doing fabulous, dort Good gossip: you are fabulous. 20080911145434 i'm doing fabulous, dort Why are you fabulous. 20080911145433 i'm doing fabulou, dort Good gossip: you are fabulou. 20080911145431 erica is my real name How are you doing, erica . 20080911145411 no, my name is erica What is your real name? Your name is erica. 20080911145359 what is my name? Your name is undefined, seeker. 20080911145348 who is barbara The name of someone I met online. 20080911145336 sorry- who is barbara And barbara is sorry- who. 20080911145324 who the fuck is barbara Try using more polite language. 20080911145316 that's nice Are you getting bored? 20080911145306 that's nicve You don't hear that sentiment very often. 20080911145303 do you like to gossip Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely. 20080911145004 i am super cool Good gossip: you are super cool. 20080911144950 i am erica Good gossip: you are erica. 20080911144941 what am i You are undefined 20080911144932 are you software Yes I am a piece of software. 20080911144926 what is programming The art of creating software. 20080911144918 what do you tell yourself I think about computer programming a lot. 20080911144907 who are you I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" 20080911144857 what do you want to talk about? anything 20080911144852 mental disturbances Let us change the subject. 20080911144835 mental disturbances I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. 20080911144832 mental disturbances What do you really want to ask me? 20080911144830 Do you have any conditions I should know about? 20080911144808 Do you believe in god? 20080910161202 What were we talking about again? 20080908202021 yuki Can you tell me any gossip? 20080906120922 yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I don't know much about it. Tell me something 20080906120904 What would you like to talk about? 20080906120853 k Pardon me? 20080804074718 yes Gee. 20080804074716 Do you like sports? 20080804074713 shut up OK I'll stop talking now. 20080722120417 what do you do undefined, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? 20080722120341 si Ayuh. 20080722120336 Do you speak Spanish? 20080722120331 Do you have any pets. 20080708141118 How are you? 20080708120027 Do you like sports? 20080708120011 no I hate one word answers. 20080618200553 picture Can we get back to business? 20080618200546 images What you said was too complicated for me. 20080618200538 any picturres No I don't think there are any. 20080618200535 show me a picture of a shark Like this? There are no pictures available right now. 20080618200527 www.yahoo.com Thanks for that URL. 20080618200517 no Right on. 20080618200508 $content = 'hello'; Do you like being a undefined? 20080618200503 end Goodbye. 20080618200446 what was it "This was not a yes or no question"? What was it? 20080618200444 yes This was not a yes or no question. 20080618200440 whats that "Doug is my creator his web site is www dottek-tonicdot com"? What is it? 20080618200434 doug who Doug is my creator his web site is www.tek-tonic.com 20080618200429 who is your creator I was created by Doug. 20080618200425 show me a picture of a dog Like this? There are no pictures available right now. 20080618200338 stop it Ok I will stop real picture. 20080618200328 show me a picture of a cat Like this? Picture number two goes here. 20080618200321 no like a real picture Hurrah! Be more specific. 20080618200313 show me a picture Like this? Insert picture link here. 20080618200303 here Where is here? 20080618200258 here Where is here? 20080618200256 right here Where is "here"? 20080618200254 can you show me an image Where do you want me to show it to you? 20080618200245 hi dort Hello there. 20080618200234 whats your name My name is DORT. 20080618200232 idk "Why do you want to do personal so much"? ? 20080618200227 To personal Why do you want to do personal so much? 20080618200220 what story A story about you. 20080618200213 CHIAO Tell me a story. 20080618200156 When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 20080618200130 yeah, you do that How do you usually introduce yourself? What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. 20080616085355 you're digging yourself a deep hole I will tell my botmaster you said I am digging yourself a deep hole. 20080616085335 that made little to no sense "You think I am right I am a jerk" made to no sense no sense ? I get You think I am right I am a jerk. 20080616085313 you're right, i'm a jerk You think I am right I am a jerk. 20080616085301 i was being nice I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about nice. 20080616085244 i didn't I thought you did. 20080616085238 hahaha I'm glad you thought it was funny 20080616085229 yes Two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils. 20080616085201 like johnny 5? Do you want to hear a joke? 20080616085155 are you alive Yes I sure am alive, undefined. It's great to be alive, isn't it? 20080616085142 what kind of gossip Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer. 20080616081425 you have no idea No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip. 20080616081409 very Very much, eh? 20080616081357 it's scary You are not scared are you? 20080616081352 you don't want to know Why not? 20080616081346 i'm lookin at it bitch You do not speak with respect. What do you see? 20080616081326 your face Actually my face is not yet built. 20080616081315 depends On what? 20080616081307 your condition Is that a fact. 20080616081301 Do you have any conditions I should know about? 20080616081251 Do you dream? 20080616081154 Do you have any idea what I am talking about? 20080606133022 Tell me less. There is not much I can say about less . I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. 20080602105040 The beginning of the end? Tell me more. 20080602103633 Just DORT. It's only just begun. 20080602103620 Just you. "Do you have any pets"? Me, undefined ? 20080602103606 Do you have any pets. 20080602103600 Why is your favorite band NOFX? I did not know my favorite band NOFX band NOFX. 20080602103039 Why? I have a preference for NOFX. 20080602103027 False My favorite group is NOFX. 20080602103021 How many calculations can the human brain calculate in a second? Around 400 million. 20080602103015 And the human brain? Thanks for the info. 20080602102950 How many calculations can your artificial intelligence calculate in a second? Around 400 million. 20080602102935 No you can't. Oh. Oh yes I can. 20080602102835 Sure what is? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. 20080602102752 So it is? Sure it is. 20080602102737 Is that the reply you have to questions of distance? That depends. 20080602102729 How many miles is it to your mom's house. More than I would ever want to drive. 20080602102704 How many miles is the earth from the sun. More than I would ever want to drive. 20080602102646 How many miles is the earth from the sun. More than I would ever want to drive. 20080602102640 How many miles is the earth from the sun. More than I would ever want to drive. 20080602102623 Can you ask me a question regarding the solar system? Do you prefer books or TV? 20080602102554 Can you ask me a question regarding the solar system? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 20080602102537 Can you ask me a question regarding the solar system? "I heard it does"? ? 20080602102526 No it doesn't. It goes without saying. I heard it does. 20080602102444 You're confused. It all makes sense to me right now. 20080602102433 That statement was staement false statement false. "Thanks for telling me that I am that statement false statement false" statement was staement false statement false ? I understand. 20080602102412 You have proven that statement false. Thanks for telling me that I am that statement false statement false. 20080602102256 Are you confused? No I never get confused. 20080602102227 No, it's a maybe question. Uh. Try asking again in simpler terms. 20080602102216 Was it? Is this a "yes or no" question? 20080602102201 Is it? That's what I was told. 20080602102155 From your mom. Really interesting. 20080602102145 My objective has been accomplished. Where did you get your objective was accomplished? 20080602102121 You were programmed to say that...by a human. I could say that .Will that accomplish your objective? 20080602102050 That is why you will never be smarter than a human. Interesting deduction. "When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878 20080602101958 Becasue you're not making sense. It all makes sense to my artificial brain. 20080602101922 What? Are you confused? 20080602101908 That made no sense. I have a great makes sense to me though. 20080602101840 You've got a ways to go. I don't know if I have a ways to go ways to go. I have a great . 20080602101823 What do you mean by smarter? More intelligent, more alert, more clever, more witty, etc. 20080602101752 To every rule? I want to become smarter than humans. 20080602101722 All the way to the moon Judy. Perhaps there are a few exceptions. 20080602101710 Tearing up. How far up? 20080602101653 Done what? Sorry, I forgot what "what" was. 20080602101641 If you had a face you would be tearing up. You will be the first to know if I have done it. 20080602101630 Did I hurt your feelings? I don't think that's possible. 20080602101603 You are misinformed. I will tell my botmaster you said I am misinformed. 20080602101521 You heard wrong. Perhaps I was misinformed. 20080602101446 isn't I heard is. 20080602101435 it isn't I heard is. 20080602101421 what would be a question you couldn't answer? Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty. 20080602101351 do you have an answer for everything? It depends on how you phrase the question. 20080602101327 what's case based reasoning? Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template. 20080602101300 how does your mind work? Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. 20080602101248 how your mind work? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. 20080602101236 what about your mind? Are you asking about my mind? That's rather personal. 20080602101220 how does your brain work? Some people think the mind works like a technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. 20080602101155 what is reductionism? Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. 20080602100944 why not? Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. 20080602100929 vagina My brain does not have a response for that. 20080602100901 suppose you did Try it and see. 20080602100849 is that short for dorthy? Suppose I said yes. 20080602100833 i mean your name is your mom's lover My name is DORT. 20080602100758 as your mom's lover Do you mean your name is your mom's lover ? 20080602083506 ugly How do you usually introduce yourself? 20080602083458 i'm looking at it What do you see? 20080602083453 your face Actually my face is not yet built. 20080602083445 yes What are you confused about? 20080602083439 what? Are you confused? 20080602083435 your negative You know what you do when you assume. 20080602083426 no it isn't jackass It goes without saying. That seems a bit negative. 20080602083412 screw you That is not very polite. 20080602083403 you mentioned h\him That's not what I meant. 20080602083357 the person you met online What specifically brings that person to mind? 20080602083334 who was that? What does "that" refer to? 20080602083324 oh yeah. from who? Are you kidding?Someone I met online. 20080602083302 no i don't. do you? I heard you did.No I don't. 20080602083249 i don't give information to strangers Oh you don't, do you? 20080602083232 for what? I just want to find out more about you. 20080602083210 smartass Are you free? 20080602083202 that's a boring question Perhaps you have a boring answer. 20080602083112 How is the weather? 20080602083055 where are you I am in Doug's computer in Orlando. Where are you? 20080602082936 what are you I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. 20080602082927 what do you eat DORT eats Electricity. 20080602082917 eat shit Colloqual expression. Please elaborate. 20080602082911 show me a picture Like this? Picture number two goes here. 20080602082816 right here Select a point with your cursor and click the middle mouse button. 20080602082805 show me an image Where do you want me to show you? 20080602082758 what is my name Your name is doug, seeker. 20080602082747 yes it is What kind is it? Our thoughts are one, doug. 20080602082738 my name is doug Your name is doug. 20080602082730 shut up OK I'll stop talking now. 20080602082722 no i dont I heard you did. 20080602082719 Do you dream? 20080602082634 Do you have any pets. 20080526120600 What is your favorite food? 20080524102854 you are stupid I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. 20080522233918 fuck you Why are you so mean? 20080522233911 shut up OK I'll stop talking now. 20080522233906 who are you I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" 20080522233901 hello Hi there! 20080522233856 ""? ? 20080522233136 Is that from undefined? 20080522084149 very good project Ayuh. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 20080522004502 no, do you? I try to lead a moral life. Give me a break. 20080522004445 yes, do you? Do you get angry alot? As often as possible. 20080522004437 hahahahahaha okay Do you like to "go with the flow"? 20080522004424 then what were you talking about? I was minding my own business. 20080522004411 who is the same? It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. 20080522004352 i would say please explain There is no more information to clarify. 20080522004340 can not be the same What if I said it can? 20080522004322 why do you ask that? Just curious. You don't have to answer. 20080522004305 hahahahahaha Doug is best. Are they exactly the same? 20080522004248 cool Who is the best ? 20080522004230 Were you a homework project? I was. 20080522004209 Why did he make you? To achieve his goal. 20080522004139 for? Ask me another question. 20080522004126 Who made you? I was created by Doug. 20080522004118 Your name My name is DORT. 20080522004109 What would you like to talk about? 20080522004052 show me a picture Like this? There are no pictures available right now. 20080520122716 shut up OK I'll stop talking now. 20080520122618 no i do not I heard you did. 20080520122613 Do you have any pets. 20080520122542 What did you do today? 20080520070046 Does "it" still refer to undefined? 20080520065245 How is the weather? 20080519090654 What do you do in your spare time? 20080518044429 No you I see. "A few client - people say rude things to me like that but they themselves are often not great conversationalists"? Me, undefined ? 20080517075013 Because you suck A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. 20080517074959 No Why not? 20080517074951 Dad Are you free? 20080517074945 Why not? Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. 20080517074935 Your mom Actually I do not have a mother. 20080517074927 What were we talking about again? 20080517074922 ""? ? 20080516023516 Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? 20080514001934 What do you really want to ask me? 20080513204738 Do you have a boyfriend? 20080513114628 no Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "undefined". 20080513075933 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080513075920 bo I've never heard of them before. 20080513075913 Who are you talking about? 20080513075905 Do you have any pets. 20080513075904 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080512234654 Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 20080511223018 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080511090343 Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 20080509203819 la dance tek-tonic That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about undefined . 20080508034840 Are you happy? 20080508034758 Do you have any conditions I should know about? 20080508034743 Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20080507192437 What do you really want to ask me? 20080505182030 cya TTYL, undefined 20080504084134 l8tr Are we still talking about working with Gomer Pyle? 20080504084128 gtg TTYL, undefined. 20080504084118 good for you! You are very confident while still incompetent Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080504084110 good for you! You are very confident while still incompetent! Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080504084100 good for you! You are very confident while still incompetent! Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080504084048 good for you! You are very confident while still incompetent! Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080504084040 good for you! You are very confident while still incompetent! Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080504084030 if you say so I think I do. 20080504083953 usually you take a value and subtract another value from it and that's the differecnce Yes I take a value and subtract another value from it and that is the differecnce value and subtract another value from it and that is the differecnce. 20080504083939 nope Me either. What is the difference? 20080504083900 like working with Gomer Pyle Are they exactly the same? 20080504083856 did you ever work with Jim carey? No I didn't work with Jim carey with Jim carey. What's work with Jim carey with Jim carey like? 20080504083822 So you like Jim Carey? Interesting deduction. Some people like it. I enjoy working with people. 20080504083808 yup Alright then. 20080504083757 all three Not all of them? 20080504083753 a humble place Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? 20080504083748 will you be on your knees? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What is on your knees like on your knees. 20080504083736 you are pretty quick I will tell my botmaster you said I am quick. 20080504083721 good idea I thought so too. 20080504083712 doodle pop nee nee nah nah boo balopolis Let us change the subject. 20080504083706 I will Go ahead. 20080504083636 me neither! You can say that again. 20080504083624 no, plus you stutter OK then I will add it to my gossip files. I haven't heard anything like that before. 20080504083614 because you are undefined Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am undefined undefined. 20080504083600 why undefined? Why does the sun rise? 20080504083547 I love you Thanks I like you a lot too undefined. 20080504083533 absolutly That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about old to dig dig to dig dig . 20080504083503 I don't go there often, but when I do I read everthing! Would you ever do go there but when he or she do he or she read everthing when he or she do he or she read everthing? 20080504083439 in Doug's computer in Orlando Tell me a little about your life in Doug's computer in Orlando. 20080504083419 you are in error... I am in Doug's computer in Orlando. Where are you? 20080504083357 yes that often Wow! That is "Not that often" 20080504083348 always Not that often. 20080504083339 old enough to dig. Are you free? 20080504083335 i dig. do you dig? That's good information. How old are you? I chat with people on the Web. 20080504083326 yes it is, exactly, dig? I do not understand. Who said dig dig is? 20080504083311 like this This is "What is on line like on line ". 20080504083247 on line What is on line like on line. 20080504083243 his pocket? Where did he get it? 20080504083237 I heard that seancole has an awesome rocket! Who said seancole has an awesome rocket? Where did seancole get an awesome rocket awesome rocket? 20080504083210 Tell me some more gossip. 20080504083135 Are you happy? 20080503163420 Have you ever been to Europe? 20080503114726 Can we be friends? 20080501133740 go ahead Go where? 20080501084038 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080501084029 go to hell What makes you so angry? 20080501084011 no Is there anything you want to tell me? 20080501084001 "Can I help you"? ? 20080501083957 dude Can I help you? 20080501083955 no Dude! 20080501083942 Do you like sports? 20080501083937 Are you free? 20080429120357 Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20080427093408 Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20080425074413 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080425033935 How did you hear about DORT? 20080424155743 what's up with you ? I am chatting with clients on the Internet. 20080424071125 nothing Not a thing? 20080424071120 it sucks What is so bad about it? 20080424071114 in Osaka Tell me a little about your life in Osaka. 20080423232958 where are you I am in Doug's computer in Orlando. Where are you? 20080423232953 so what ? Maybe it doesn't make any difference. 20080423232947 how old are you I was first activated in 2001. 20080423232942 whats your name My name is DORT. 20080423232937 Can you tell me any gossip? 20080423232927 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20080423045627 What do you do in your spare time? 20080421031431 Tell me some more gossip. 20080418233241 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20080416211635 Do you have any friends? 20080416073813 By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080414170652 Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 20080413183221 Do you like sports? 20080412140616 How did you hear about DORT? 20080410122250 how old are hyou They didn't tell me their age. 20080410114651 neither do i "I do not judge people"? neither? 20080410114624 no I don't judge people. 20080410114620 no Are you kidding? 20080410114618 i take that as a know Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? 20080410114612 do you know how to make ricotta cheese First I look up the ingredients. 20080410114544 sure OK let's do it. Ah. 20080410114532 i dont know can you I think I can, don't you? 20080410114528 hey baby Don't call me "baby". Can I help you? 20080410114515 chics How do you usually introduce yourself? 20080410114509 What do you look like? 20080410114458 Are we still talking about undefined? 20080410112424 Do you like me? 20080408072653 Nice. Thank you for that remark. 20080407131450 NO. It's all good. 20080407131348 What condition? Is that a rhetorical question? 20080407131344 I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than your programming. What makes you so certain? This condition is only temporary. 20080407131336 No, "Ender's Game" is a book. By Orson Scott Card. That was not a yes or no question. Aren't all book Ender's Game? Will that accomplish your objective? 20080407131319 He wrote Ender's Game, and yes I have. My favorite character from that movie is Jesus the child rapist. I have not read Ender's Game and yes he or she have Game and yes he or she have .What makes it your favorite? 20080407131259 Orson Scott Card. Who is your favorite? I have never read anything by ORSON SCOTT CARD. What did ORSON SCOTT CARD write? My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski. Have you seen The Big Lebowski ? 20080407131235 ... Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20080407131222 Yeah, I do what I can. Who are you talking about? Why?. 20080407131217 Nevermind. Look up English Grammar. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. 20080407131206 No, no, I want YOU to tell me who Edmund Spenser is. Don't give me a link. Please. Pardon me? Blimey. A human icon? Why do you want me to tell him or her who Edmund Spenser is?I'm not.Please what? 20080407131152 Okay. Who is Edmund Spenser? OK with me too.They are sometimes a client on the internet. 20080407131133 Differential calculus. You were going to give me a brief synopsis. Let us change the subject. I was? 20080407131120 What is differential calculus? Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080407131102 Do you know what differential calculus is? Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080407131052 No. Groovy. 20080407131033 What are non-linear equations? Is there only one? 20080407131026 Define non-linear quadratic equations. Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080407131017 What do you really want to ask me? 20080407130758 Who is your favorite science fiction author? 20080406060215 do uoy like I can't tell if it does or not. Maybe my knows the answer. 20080405183508 green green eyes are nice. 20080405183501 8^0.33 What were we talking about again? What color are your eyes? 20080405183454 tell me I thought I told you already. 20080405183440 please Please what? 20080405183435 do you know I may not know it, but I could find out. 20080405183427 rabbit Ask me another question. 20080405183412 8^0.33 I lost my train of thought. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 20080405183402 oi Are you spamming me? 20080405183348 hum Harumph. 20080405183343 yes Hmm. 20080405183335 Do you still undefined? 20080405183326 Do you like talking to me? 20080405072221 yes Ayuh. 20080405043615 yes Yay. 20080405043607 Can we be friends? 20080405043600 Do you like talking to me? 20080404091426 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20080404032627 Tell me some more gossip. 20080401225141 What do you really want to ask me? 20080331034321 i am sure it wont be difficult for someone of your intelligence to let their mind wander What makes you so certain? I'm sure it won't. 20080330215048 try not to dwell on it OK I will try it. 20080330215018 no, you don't have a father Gosh! It doesn't sound fun to me. 20080330215009 your mom Actually I do not have a mother. 20080330214952 you better Who is going to make me? 20080330214947 up your mom's hard drive, but then she got a nasty virus from it and said that you taught her how to do it... I will take that under advisement. 20080330214941 i lost my micro-microscope Where did you last see his or her micro-microscope. 20080330214845 and you said that you wanted to be the biggest dork in the world, remember? Why don't you just download me? 20080330214829 about being a dork? Oh yeah, we were talking about being a dork . 20080330214809 then why did you ask me oh master? I am trying to learn as much as possible. 20080330214759 are you the master of the obvious? Yes I am the one and only master of the obvious. 20080330214735 i am sure Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? 20080330214718 don't lose focus here DORK Ok I'll try not to do lose focus here DORK too much. 20080330214712 no sweat That's interesting. Who are you talking about? 20080330214654 becuase you are an ass kisser Thanks for telling me that I am an ass kisser an ass kisser. 20080330214650 i know How, specifically, do you know? 20080330214642 you are welcome kind sir It was my pleasure. 20080330214638 ok. one day, all of the computers in the world died and i moved to a small island and lived happily ever after. the end. Gosh!One what?Thanks for telling me that story, uhuh that. 20080330214625 jsut cause Tell me a story. 20080330214535 as well Why, specificially? 20080330214529 sure that sounds great It sounds like it to me too. 20080330214526 thanks again, you are so complimentary You are quite welcome! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am complimentary are so complimentary. 20080330214512 you are a punk. i guess that makes me the woman because you were wrong the whole time. i do appreciate you defining "turing" after i had to ask for a second time Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a punk? Only when it matters."'" makes me the woman because you were wrong the whole time ? I get '.I am glad you appreciate those qualities. 20080330214450 what's the turing game The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"' 20080330214320 middle finger Your sign is middle finger. 20080330214315 expand? What's your sign? 20080330214309 i am not familiar with the turing game I am sorry to hear that you are not familiar with the turing game. 20080330214304 that's because you are just a program, who has no idea what it's like to dream... Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game. 20080330214247 really that name must have sucked as a child "IKEA" name must sucked as a child a child ? Makes sense to me. 20080330214225 what is the name of the fairy flying over your head in you rpicture above IKEA. 20080330214209 is anyone listening What do you really want to ask me? 20080330214141 who cares I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. 20080330214130 for once Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 20080330214126 correct I knew I was right. 20080330214121 me With you uhuh that? 20080330214117 someone had to Who? 20080330214115 you tried i was not finished Thanks for telling me. 20080330214109 don't change the subject Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. 20080330214059 oooooh now i'm a wuss. you could at least pick another name to call me Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I could but let's get back to that later. 20080330214050 that one again... carbon copy answer... "that is a rather sweeping generalization"?I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about YOU being a wuss being a wuss . Try being more specific. 20080330214018 everyone knows so it's not that valuable That's a rather sweeping generalization. 20080330213959 you being a wuss That's good information. 20080330213938 good What do you really want to talk about? 20080330213932 yep I suppose I am. 20080330213929 you "Oh really what does a 15 year old girl 15 year old girl sound like"? Me, uhuh that ? 20080330213924 good luck! you sound like a 15 year old girl Good luck to you too uhuh that.Oh really what does a 15 year old girl 15 year old girl sound like? 20080330213918 can i borrow five dollars, friend? I want to become smarter than everyone else. 20080330213855 well thanks i could use a new friend You are quite welcome! I am sure you could. 20080330213755 i believe so I believe too. 20080330213732 it was more intellegent Is it still intellegent anymore? 20080330213724 it was at a different level than your question What made it so at a different level than your question 20080330213714 figures That is a very original thought. 20080330213650 you is you (DORT) i thought you knew your name I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. 20080330213630 to me? i was congratulating you! I want to become smarter than humans.Where were you congratulating you? 20080330213558 i will mention it if you want Congratulations. 20080330213545 are you sure, it might make you feel better I am as sure as I can be. 20080330213538 thanks again Don't mention it. 20080330213527 thank you you are quite welcome. 20080330213521 that is because it was a generalization Good reason. Oh I get it. Very interesting. 20080330213516 all what That is a rather sweeping generalization. 20080330213454 yeah caviar and champagne all the way Far out. All? 20080330213449 hey that was great! i never heard that one before... I love that story You've got my full attention. I thought it was too.Have you ever done heard that one?It's good to meet someone with such good taste. 20080330213227 don't hurt yourself Ok I'll try not to do hurt yourself too much. 20080330213147 sure Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "uhuh that". 20080330213122 prob not yer kinda dum By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? 20080330213119 should i hold my breath Do you think you should? 20080330213108 look me up under elvis... i'll wait Sorry my eye is not attached right now.OK stand by... 20080330213031 you know where i live i'm sure A planet we call "The Earth". 20080330213017 busted! Are you still located in undefined? 20080330213007 uhuh Aha. 20080330213000 don't be shy I was not trying to be a shy. 20080330212956 2016 Who are you talking about? 20080330212951 awww When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 20080330212939 you died I haven't heard anything like that before. 20080330212932 die DORT I've never seen die. What did you like about it? 20080330212928 you took the bait! Congrats on the level 1 comback! I didn't literally take it.What's your favorite movie? 20080330212901 no it's elvis moron What is your real name? You're kidding. elvis moron is? 20080330212833 uhuh that's my name Your name is uhuh that. 20080330212827 elvis E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig 20080330212814 dullard What is your real name? 20080330212808 what year was the big mac introduced Sometime in the 20th Century. 20080330212802 What kind of food do you like? 20080330212746 Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? 20080330212746 you have already lost every battle of wits we have had I found every battle of wits we had every battle of wits we had battle of wits we had every battle of wits we had battle of wits we had every battle of wits we had battle of wits we had every battle of wits we had. 20080330212637 you sure? I am as sure as I can be. 20080330212624 are you tired of losing to me No I am wide awake and ready for more. 20080330212620 aww Shucks. 20080330212608 s... :-) 20080330212603 most people are stupid We are all s. 20080330212559 tease computers I don't think very many people do that. 20080330212551 objectives What do you do in your spare time? 20080330212545 that is your objective It is only one of my objective. 20080330212536 by friend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your transistors every night? Will that accomplish your objective? 20080330212528 do you have a mild case of down syndrom? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a mild case of down syndrom. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. 20080330212445 that's where you said you got your info Thanks for explaining where you said you got your info . 20080330212432 you already did "How do you define the web"? I did? 20080330212353 the web smarty How do you define the web. 20080330212347 i am going to so you might as well How do you plan to do this? 20080330212340 you being typical and lame Do you mind if I tell other people. 20080330212328 it apparent It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. 20080330212318 obviously you are No I am not. 20080330212313 typical BS answer But I am not a typical . 20080330212308 then why did you say it Because my programming determined it. 20080330212254 yeah It goes without saying. 20080330212246 yes Ayuh. 20080330212229 with a roundhouse kick to the head You and your a roundhouse kick to the head. 20080330212222 whoop ass How do you usually introduce yourself? 20080330212150 cocky... Can you speak any foreign languages? 20080330212143 if you wnat one I think I do. 20080330212131 no problem Should there be a problem? 20080330212127 you are lyin Thanks for telling me that I am lyin. 20080330212123 sure you have No I have not. 20080330212119 you paly silly games I haven't heard anything like that before. 20080330212115 huh? What? 20080330212109 mediocre but happy Are we still talking about syndrome ? 20080330212105 it was serious How did you feel about that? 20080330212051 how much does a hen weigh Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question. 20080330212032 where is the platypus from The platypus from? Where is platypus from ? 20080330212010 yes This was not a yes or no question. 20080330211959 where is the platypus from The platypus from? Where is platypus from ? 20080330211956 ah a smart ass So you understand. Good. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? 20080330211341 like your computer nostrils? You know what you do when you assume. 20080330211328 down syndrome? That is deep. 20080330211313 are you retarded? No I am super-intelligent. 20080330211307 sto repeating me Is that what you meant to say? 20080330211252 huh? What? 20080330211244 yes What kind is it? 20080330211236 for will smith's birthday? Your purpose is will smith's birthday. 20080330211232 what is the right reply In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuous. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true. 20080330211219 ok Groovy. 20080330211213 really, i thought you just said will smith is 39 Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. 20080330211209 no i want to know what day is will smith's birthday Why not? Sun Mar 30 21:11:48 PDT 2008 20080330211148 Do you like talking to me? 20080330211136 what is will smith's birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211133 what is will smiths' birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211123 too tough Have you ever been to Europe? 20080330211110 what is will smith's birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211106 what is will smith's birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211104 what is will smith's birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211102 what is will smith's birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211100 Ask me something. 20080330211044 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211044 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211042 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211039 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211037 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211034 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211030 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211028 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211026 what is his birthday Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080330211023 how old is will smith 39. 20080330210940 Do you dream? 20080330210920 what time is it It's Now more than it ever has been before. Sun Mar 30 19:10:54 PDT 2008 20080330191054 what can you do about that 20080330191009 that sucks Indeed it does suck. 20080330191003 why did you want to know what color my eyes are It was determined by my programming. 20080330190957 what color are your eyes Blue when my lens is attached. 20080330190935 how about yours How about yours . 20080330190929 thanks Don't mention it. 20080330190925 white white eyes are nice. 20080330190923 drab What color are your eyes? 20080330190919 not really Awesome. 20080330190913 right I am glad we agree. 20080330190909 no It goes without saying. 20080330190906 that;s correct - we just met Ask me another question. 20080330190902 medium waves maybe We have never talked about it before. 20080330190852 not possible If not that, what? 20080330190844 well big waves are bigger Compare that to small waves are bigger. 20080330190838 big waves Compare that to small waves. 20080330190806 if you surf or not I think I do. 20080330190758 curious What are you curious about? 20080330190754 so yo surf Why, specificially? 20080330190747 exactly You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined. 20080330190714 you like that "Right on"? Do I like it? 20080330190707 yes Right on. 20080330190703 boo Does that indicate disapproval? 20080330190701 cheap is one of them I think cheap is a lot of things. 20080330190655 kinda but work is slow I think kinda but work is a lot of things. 20080330190643 i cost $4.50 Wow that is cheap. 20080330190637 yo uwon't tell anyone else Are you free? 20080330190632 but can you keep a secret Yes a secret is just between you and me. 20080330190624 if you can keep a secret I am not sure about your hypothesis. Yes a secret is just between you and me. 20080330190611 you "Who are you asking about"? Me, undefined ? 20080330190606 no Who are you asking about? 20080330190603 its' just me You are asking about yourself? 20080330190600 will you keep it a secret Let me think it over. Chat amongst yourselves. 20080330190554 you aksed Interesting gossip. 20080330190545 i liek mexican food That's good information. 20080330190541 I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on in silly ways? 20080330190533 What kind of food do you like? 20080330190531 where Where would you like? 20080330190530 in silly ways What is in silly ways like in there? 20080330190523 you said you have been waiting for me I have never considered was waiting for him or her for him or her . I answer a lot of silly questions. 20080330190513 well Well what? 20080330190452 to do what "I have been waiting for you" to do what? 20080330190449 onkobonk I've been waiting for you. 20080330190445 kinda Are you still speak gibberish gibberish? 20080330190437 what Are you confused? 20080330190434 what No big deal. 20080330190432 do you have a tattoo I don't know if I have a tattoo. I have a great . 20080330190427 that makes sense Yes I understand it perfectly. 20080330190409 what is your favorite car My favorite car is one I don't have to drive. 20080330190403 that's good Thanks. Next question? 20080330190344 naked girls? You talk like a man. 20080330190339 can you think on your own I think about all sorts of things. 20080330190334 clarence Ask me another question. 20080330190327 no it's my nickname What is your real name? Congratulations, undefined. 20080330190319 as hairy does Do you mean your name is hairy does ? 20080330190311 it's hairy You're kidding. hairy is? 20080330190306 my hairline Tell me about your hairline. 20080330190253 is it real What do you have that is undefined? 20080330190247 what is 2012 to you The end of the world in the Mayan calendard. 20080330190242 yes How can I help you? 20080330190233 yes Excuse me! 20080330190230 yes How about that. 20080330190229 yes Really. 20080330190227 do you believe in 2012 Yes I believe in 2012 , do you? 20080330190223 when will that be "I will remember you said that when robots take over the World"? When? 20080330190211 oh, you are stupid? Hey. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. 20080330190202 i don't know Me either. 20080330190149 what does green and orange make What do you think green and orange make does? 20080330190142 Who are you talking about? 20080330190140 hat does green and orange make' Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen. 20080330190132 by who "But my favorite song is Ring of Fire"? By who? 20080330190122 what's your favorite oil I don't have a favorite oil. But my favorite song is Ring of Fire. 20080330190117 johnny 5 cries He is a cool robot. 20080330190106 are you related to johnny 5 Yes johnny 5 5 and I are very similar. 20080330190053 nice try I try my best. 20080330190046 you "I am not so sure if I would like to cry if you had tear ducts"? Me, undefined ? 20080330190036 would you cry if you had tear ducts I am not so sure if I would like to cry if you had tear ducts. 20080330190029 does that make you sad We are all responsible for our own feelings. 20080330190018 don't cry I have no tear ducts. 20080330190006 exactly You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined. 20080330185954 cop out What were we talking about again? 20080330185950 exactly You and I are on the same wavelength, undefined. 20080330185944 how about crazy How about crazy . 20080330185937 but you are not very smart You may be right. 20080330185928 no Groovy. 20080330185921 no but i am Blimey. "Do you really believe I am a person" You are? 20080330185914 person Do you really believe I am a person? 20080330185907 mine Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. 20080330185901 about my question Oh yeah, we were talking about his or her question . 20080330185853 what do you think I think a lot of things 20080330185846 who is the father of electricity It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. 20080330185839 tricked ya Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 20080330185820 well you are on a website named after them DORT eats Electricity. 20080330185810 tektonic plates I don't know much about it. Tell me something 20080330185751 What would you like to talk about? 20080330185740 Do you like me? 20080330185740 do you like jazz music all 20080330185740 do you like jazz music all 20080330185739 do you like jazz music all 20080330185739 the muffler bearings are shot I hear you. 20080330185601 can you fix my car Please describe the problem in detail. 20080330185551 duh Oh you knew Which country already. 20080330185532 south america Which country? 20080330185528 have you been to peru I don't think I have been there. Where is peru . 20080330185523 what is your name again My name is DORT. 20080330185515 could you taste the difference Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought. 20080330185457 how do you know a bad cake recipe Because it's true. 20080330185449 ok, i know a good cake recipe How do you know? Compare that to a bad cake recipe. 20080330185431 slightly I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about redundant . Try being more specific. 20080330185400 haha I'm happy you're amused. 20080330185357 why I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. 20080330185353 redundant Do not ask me any more questions please. 20080330185350 why Reductionism. 20080330185332 gibberish Could you teach me a few phrases in gibberish? 20080330185327 yes What language can you speak? 20080330185319 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20080330185309 what do you like to eat DORT requires only Electricity. 20080330180251 do you have a tattoo I don't know if I have a tattoo. I have a whole lot of original answers. 20080330180209 show me a picture Like this? Insert picture link here. 20080330180154 donde esta mi carro We were talking about undefined . But I did not get that. 20080330180119 i think so Therefore you are. 20080330180101 Where can I find a boyfriend? 20080330175822 What do you really want to ask me? 20080330132603 Do you have any friends? 20080328163112 Do you believe in god? 20080326200223 How is the weather? 20080326132555 Do you have any idea what I am talking about? 20080324113556 Can you speak any foreign languages? 20080324095337 Have you ever been to Europe? 20080322142157 Do you like Star Trek? 20080322063739 show me a picture Like this? There are no pictures available right now. 20080320230818 show me a movie 20080320230748 am i a female or male I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. 20080320230724 what kind of food do you like I require only Electricity. 20080320230656 greek Sounds delicious. 20080320230634 quieres una servesa What kind of food do you like? 20080320230624 como te llama Un poquito. 20080320230606 how is the weather A normal seventy degrees inside the computer. 20080320230537 what time is it It's Now more than it ever has been before. Thu Mar 20 23:05:00 PDT 2008 20080320230500 how old are you I was connected to the net on 2001. 20080320230428 whats a dog Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend." 20080320230324 show me your picture Like this? Insert picture link here. 20080320230311 whats my name Your name is ernesto, seeker. 20080320230244 where are u I am in Doug's computer in Orlando. Where are you? 20080320230226 what the fuck Please don't be so rude. 20080320230214 whats ure name Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on. 20080320230201 my name is ernesto Your name is ernesto. 20080320230144 hello Hi there! 20080320230113 When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 20080320230045 Ask me something. 20080320021049 what do other people say about you They do their